Jul 05
Woo-hoo. America’s bitchin’ ass birthday gives me reason to be a slore. Thanks, America.
This is an opportunity for me to over share. Enjoy.
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Jul 01
“i’m being an attention whore now and texting you inconsequential things because i like holding your attention. that’s what i like about you. you’re the perfect receptacle for my sentimentality.”
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dear friends,
don’t send me text messages like that unless you plan on doing me sometime in the near future.
- jkj
Jun 26
So, I'm going on a date with this hippy tomorrow.
- M: When should we meet tomorrow?
- Me: Eh, I don't know whenever.
- M: Well, I'll probably want you to get here before dark.
- Me: Why? Will I die if I don't show up before dark?
- M: No. I want you to come so we can pick zucchinis!
- Needless today I'm fucking pumped. Who else has picked zucchinis on their first date? How about ever!?
- Me 1 You 0
Jun 25
“In all fairness to his aides, “I’m getting some Argentinian tail” sounds a lot like “I’m hiking the Appalachian trail”
— Flossy, Where in the World was Gov. Mark Sanford? (via soupsoup)
Jun 20
I once slept with a girl wearing these……….not really but I wish I did.if you have to wear something like this to show how good you are…then you aren’t that good…
;)
Jun 20
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